"Getting shot hurts"

Posted on August 13, 2007 by Steve

This and other insights can be found in the Reagan diaries. Turns out the guy was ripping one-liners nonstop after getting shot.

To the doctor about to operate on him: "I hope you're a Republican."
To his wife: "Honey, I forgot to duck" (quoting Jack Dempsey).
To a nurse: "All in all, I'd rather be in Philadelphia" (W. C. Fields).

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