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Mon 28 May 2012 2:59 PM

Rights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRGj-L_Y6-Q

"Yeah, the Jews are going to be really good at it...You know, I'm nothing, if not an equal opportunity killer."
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Thu 3 May 2012 2:58 AM

book list

i'm confused about the current book list reading repository... archiving book list info here lest I forget.

"The Prague Cemetery", Umberto Eco, 404 pages, completed sometime in February(?), Imagine a 19th century Pan-European version of Foucault's Pendulum. I fear Eco may be trying to realize some sort of Kabbalistic fantasy where he just rearranges the letters of the Torah, where Torah means some book he's already written.

"Watchlist", Jeffery Deaver et al, 373 pages, completed sometime in March, Based on an idea by Deaver. It's two serial novels in one volume. Since it's a serial novel it gets a little tedious watching each subsequent author try to outdo all the previous chapters' authors in action/adventure bravado excitementness.

"Inside Microsoft.NET IL Assembler", Serge Lidin, 2012-05-02, 476 pages, I really feel like I have been inside Microsoft.NET IL Assembler. Now it burns a little when I pee.

I'm reading kinda slow this year. It was something like 60 days into 2012 before I had completed my first book.
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Wed 2 May 2012 4:34 PM

Pissels

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2011/02/28/baby-pee/

Lil' B's Mom says:
April 28, 2011 at 3:39 pm
I have a 1 yr old boy and have been peed on in the face several times, and this picture looks FAKE and I do know about photochop and photography as I studied it in college.

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Heather says:
May 8, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Iím pretty sure that if you really did study these things in college, you would know that itís not called photochop. nice try though

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Sharon says:
August 4, 2011 at 7:17 am
^win!^

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Some guy says:
August 13, 2011 at 9:26 am
Can you tell by the pixels?

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Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Tue 1 May 2012 6:16 PM

Elmo Loves His Goldfish

but apparently not his parents. Can hardly blame him.

My take on it is that it is a subliminal message to young boys, urging them to accept the genital mutilation inflicted upon them by their parents. Buck up, little camper, Elmo's happy and well-adjusted without his penis; all you boys are missing is your foreskin.

Yeah, that has to be it.
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf