Ned: Phil? Phil. Phil. Phil Conners. Phil Conners, I thought that was you.
Phil: How ya doing? Thanks for watching.
Ned: Now don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heck-fire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned! Ryerson! Neddle-nose Ned. Ned the Head. Case Western High!
Ned Ryerson.
  I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show.
Bing! Ned Ryerson.
  Got the shingles real bad senior year almost didn't graduate.
Bing! Again. Ned Ryerson.
  I dated your sister, Mary Pat, until you told me not to any more. Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: Bing!
Phil: Bing.