flog

I am a thegn of Saxon Britain,

A Senior Member of the Witan.

And, when the Witan is a-sittin',

If I with U.B.M.* am smitten,

There is a privy i can sit in,

And do my bit of shit for Britain.

And, since I know full well what's fittin',

I've never shat --- I've always sciten.



* urgent bowel movement