I'm putting this up as an exemplar of the clueless luddite who should not ever be allowed to plug his machine into the Net. Please, do note that the contents of the email, while not only failing to be text-only is not topical to the subject of the thread.

Re: prog. wiper relay

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Subject: Re: prog. wiper relay 

From: Joel Marsh <2snaps@digitaljam.com> 

Date: Tue, 24 Mar 1998 21:58:32 -0600 

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HOW CAN I MAKE MY DAYTIME RUNNING LIGHTS GO OFF I AM DRIVING A 1998 VW

JETTA GLX



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I'm pretty sure just about every rule has been broken in this single message, with the exception of gross misspellings and extraneous, repeated punctuation. Mr Marsh had truly achieved the highest degrees of cluelessness.
Oh, I guess it's technically Thanksgiving. Happy Fucking Thanksgiving.