Friday, February 06 2009: Preaching
Help me, Satan!
The Lord has his wrath upon me.
I have fornicated with loose women.
I have drunk myself into...a state of inebriation.
I have acted criminally upon my fellow man, and I am glad!
Satan!
Can I get an Amen? Amen!
Do not listen to anyone.
The Lord has his wrath upon me.
I have fornicated with loose women.
I have drunk myself into...a state of inebriation.
I have acted criminally upon my fellow man, and I am glad!
Satan!
Can I get an Amen? Amen!
Do not listen to anyone.
beowulf wrote:
Listen to me!
Whatever you do, do not buy products by Man's Ruin.
They are evil sinners,
and they are on the side of Satan.
Do not purchase any goods from Man's Ruin for they are evil, fornicating, drinking animals,
and they will steal your soul!