The internet is not a truck. It is a series of tubes and now those mavens of technology have figured out how to push popcorn through those tubes. As you may know, Gareth and William joined the local Cub Scout Pack 962 this year and it is the season for shilling popcorn to raise enough scratch to fund many wonderful activities - including but not limited to camping, hiking, learning to tie knots, and helping old ladies cross the street.

So, go buy you some popcorn here:
http://www.orderpopcorn.com/Store/Catalog/Default.aspx

To buy some popcorn from Gareth enter this "order key": TEZYYKT
To buy some popcorn from William enter this "order key": TEP7902

I believe you will find the shopping experience at orderpopcorn.com so unbelievably mind-blowingly wonderful that you'll end up buying even more popcorn than you thought possible. You don't even have to put on pants or open the front door for this one. I can't imagine how it could be any better.

If the boys sell a stupendous amount of popcorn they will earn some trinkets from the BSA, but more importantly, the pack will get back more than 60% of the money you spend. Street-crossing old ladies everywhere are depending on you.