I was using that orange scented gritty Gojo stuff to clean the grass clippings and shit off my hands (the lawn was overdue to be mowed because of the daily rain showers and was wet and heavy (because of the daily rain shower) and kept clogging the mower's "blow shit out into the bag" chute) and the mess turned into this absurd creamy green grassy guacamole. It feels good to get my hands dirty.