All you Mormons who like cussing, you are going to hell.
All you preachers who like fucking, you are going to hell.
Little boys that choke the chicken, you are going to hell.
It's the nature of evolution, the dinosaurs went to hell.

Hell, hell, hell it's a wonderful place.
It's a place of fire...and brimstone.

All you Christian politicians, you are going to hell.
Magic Jesus apparitions send you to hell.
Buddhist monks without god, you are going to hell.
Those of you dissecting frogs, you are going to hell.

Hell, hell, hell it's a wonderful place.
It's a place of fire...and brimstone.

*burp* I need a beer
*beer can opens* Dude, that's pretty good.
Ah, OK.

All you Catholics wearing condoms, you are going to hell.
All us fatties eating bon-bons, we are going to hell.
Unbaptised babies learn to limbo, purgatory's hell.
And your religion is a gamble, and you are going to hell.

Hell, hell, hell it's a wonderful place.
It's a place of fire...and brimstone.

Check this shit out.
It's gonna change your life.

There once was a man who suffered everything
all the pages of the bible he could almost kill anything
and in 1913 thirteen he died of a stroke when he tried to
eat the book of Kings
eat the book of Kings
eat the book of Kings
eat the book of Kings

The Bastard Fairies