This is my yearly rant about the ever creeping beginning of the "holiday season". I was in CVS Oct-26 purchasing cold meds for my sick kiddie and was assaulted by Christmas Carols and gaudy mirrored balls. As I recall, Wal-Mart was the first offender last year (also before Halloween).

I'm particularly worried about Halloween being overtaken by the Christmas juggernaut for two reasons. First, I actually like the holiday. It's one of the few that I can really get into enough to overcome my inherent distrust and dislike of my fellow humans. Second, it was a fundie-free holiday. I could kiss Satan's puckered asshole on Halloween without having to worry about some godbot ruining it for me. 


  Finally before I leave you, I would like to say to you Christians,

"Get christmas under control".  seriously. It's become a beast

with a mouth that just...iiiii...it won't stop.  It doesn't

stop, does it?  It's always Christmas now.  Make it the whole

year, it's the only time you pricks are happy.



Used to be nice.  It used to start on December 1.  25 days is enough

for any holiday.  But no, not anymore now it starts just after July

4th.  How long does it take you pricks to shop?