You never see my attitude in the press. That's what bugs me. You never see

  my point of view.  For instance...gays in the military.  Now, I don't know

  how you all feel about it.  Gays want to be in the military.  Here's how

  I feel about it, alright.



  Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in.

  End of fucking story.  That should be the only requirement.  I don't care

  how many push-ups you can do.  Put on a helmet, go wait in that fox hole, 

  we'll tell you when we need you to kill somebody.



  You know what I mean? I'm so sick...I've watched these fucking Congressional

  hearings, and all these military guys, and all the pundits.

  "Hmm...the esprit de corps will be affected and we are such a moral..."

  Excuse me, aren't you all fucking hired killers?!?  Shut up!  You are thugs, 

  and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown 

  people, we'll let you know.  Until then...where the fucking military get all

  these morals?  



  "We are the military.  Is that a village of children and kids?  Where's the

  napalm?  I don't want any gay people hanging around me when I'm killing kids."

  

  And don't tell me this military protects our freedom.  Hey ladies and

  gentlemen, there ain't no one out there whose a fucking threat to us, ok. They

  don't exist. Uh, eh, I'm talking now only of countries we don't arm first.

  Alright.  If you want to split hairs you got a point...we give them the old 

  weapons, we use the new ones on them.  Fucking Iraq found that out.  You have

  the Scud, we have the Patriot; the Scud times two!