It is a little late this year. I blame the extra 3 weeks of DST we had prior to BunniesFuckDay.

Anyway, the challenge is simplicity itself for all the fundie godbots out there. Come up with a coherent non-contradictory account of what happened to your christ-thing from the resurrection through the ascension taking into account all 4 gospels and Acts 1:3-12. Do not omit any details. Simply read your infallible Scripture and come up with a chronology of every event detailed therein.

Once you've got it all sorted out, just send it to me. Jesus knows my email addr, so just ask him - he'll tell you.