Hi, this site is all about Chuck Norris, the REAL CHUCK NORRIS. This site is awesome. My name is beowulf and I can't stop thinking about Chuck. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  • Chuck is able to magically diagnose disease by putting his hand on your shoulder.
Chuck Norris is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.