The following 3 "haikus" accurately capture a vignette from an extended dream sequence I had last night. Just in case you were wondering if I'm making this shit up.

Standing in a stalled
airport security line
with my pocketknife

it's all Samantha's
(from the show "Sex and the City")
fault because she stole

a dignitary's
stool sample and hid it in
a scone...hmm, good job!