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But it feels like this calm it's decaying.
It's collapsing under its own weight.
And I think it's your friend the hangman coming,
choking back a laugh, drunk and swaggering to your door.

Now do you feel that cold, icy presence,
in the morning with coffee and with bread?
Do you feel, in the movement of traffic and days,
a terrible significance?

Think I'll drive and find a place to be surly.

From here:

"There are 114 dots on the left half of the screen, nine dots on the right, and one bonus key, totaling 6,310 points. When all of the dots have been cleared, nothing happens. The game does not consider a level to be completed until 244 dots have been eaten, so there is nothing left to do but sacrifice Pac-Man to a hungry ghost. Interestingly, every time a life is lost, the nine dots on the right half of the screen get reset and can be eaten again, resulting in an additional 90 points per extra man. In the best-case scenario (five extra men), 6,760 points is the maximum score possible, but only 168 dots can be harvested—not enough to change levels—so we are stuck. There are no more dots to gobble or energizers to eat. There is no final victory waiting for Pac-Man, only an empty half-maze full of ghosts. The game has an ending after all—just not a very happy or exciting one."

"Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!"
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent
That with the strook he was almost yblent (blinded)
And he was ready with iron hoot
And Nicholas ammyd the ers he smoot."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humour