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Wed 30 January 2008 9:51 PM

Jesus Hated Bald Pussy

When Muhammad Ali declined to be drafted and forced to kill "gooks" in Vietnam he said, "I ain't got nothin' against them Viet Cong. No Cong ever called me Nigger."

I agreed with him, according to my own personal ethics and values. He was Right.

If we all had a dash of Muhammad Ali's eloquent courage, this country and the world would be a better place today because of it.

Okay. That's it for now. Read it and weep....See you tomorrow, folks. You haven't heard the last of me. I am the one who speaks for the spirit of freedom and decency in you. Shit. Somebody has to do it.

We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world--a nation of bullies and bastards who wold rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us....No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you.

Well, shit on that dumbness. George W. Bush does not speak for me or my son or my mother or my friends or the people I respect in this world. We didn't vote for these cheap, greedy little killers who speak for America today--and we will not vote for them again in 2002. Or 2004. Or ever.

Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?

They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us--they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis.

And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them.

HST, 2002
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Fri 25 January 2008 6:24 PM

Retarded Drivers

You've been going 47MPH so I start to pass you and by the time I'm in front of you, you're going 62 MPH. Why?
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Thu 24 January 2008 9:28 AM

Spam or Something Else

From: "Morgan Pitts"
To:
Subject: Fwd: warning
Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:12:35 +0500
--
"Life is a dead-end street." Henry Louis Mencken
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Sun 20 January 2008 12:36 AM

Sorry, Atheists

Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Sat 19 January 2008 11:37 PM

Nun Joke Punchlines

"yes it does, doesn't it."

"Well if I'm going to have to gargle that holy water then I'm going to do it before Sister Mary Francis sticks her arse in it!"

"The other one wouldn't touch it."

of course, I don't get this one, at all:

"I will!" replied the other, and then, turning to Dracula: "Oi! Vampire! Bugger off!"

Taken from here.
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Mon 14 January 2008 10:20 PM

I hope it sucks

Beowulf suggests if you haven't listened to Tool in a while that you go back and do so. I forget about the power of the guitar and bass work and the in your face energy of Maynard's vocals until one of their tracks comes up on the Winamp shuffle mode and I am slapped in the face again.


my warnin'
meant nothin'
you're dancin'
with quicksand...

Why don't you watch where you're wanderin'?
Why don't you watch where you're stumblin'?
You're wadin' knee-deep and goin' in
You're wadin' knee-deep and goin' in
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
Because you're a stupid, belligerent fucker
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
Because you're a dumb and belligerent fucker
I hope it sucks you down!
down
down
down

my warnin'
meant nothin'
you're dancing in quicksand

Why don't you watch where you're wanderin'?
Why don't you watch where you're stumblin'?
You're wadin' knee-deep and goin' in
and you may never come back again.
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
Because you're a stupid, belligerent fucker
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
Because you're a dumb and belligerent fucker
I hope it sucks you down!

my warnin'
meant nothin'
you're dancin' in quicksand...
Why don't you watch where you're wanderin'?
Why don't you watch where you're stumblin'?
You're wadin' knee-deep and goin' in
and you may never come back again.
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
Because you're a stupid, belligerent fucker
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
Because you're a dumb and belligerent fucker
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks you, fucker.
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks you down.

Wandering.
Wandering.
No even invited you in.
You're still stumbling.
Suffocate.
Suffocate.
Why don't you get out while you can?

Wandering around, who let you in?
No even invited you in.
You're still stumbling.
Suffocate.
Suffocate.
Why don't you get out while you can?
No one told you to come!

my warnin'
meant nothin'
you're dancin' in quicksand...
Why don't you watch where you're wanderin'?
Why don't you watch where you're stumblin'?
You're wadin' knee-deep and goin' in
and you may never come back again.
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
Because you're a stupid, belligerent fucker
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
Because you're a dumb and belligerent fucker
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks you, fucker.
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks you...
down.
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Mon 14 January 2008 6:04 PM

Cannonball Run

I just saw Alex Roy of Team Polizei 144 on Dave. He recently set a new record for the run of 31:04, which I figure is probably a sustained speed around 100-110 mph. Of course, he has written a book about it.

I never realized those lame Cannonball Run movies were based on anything real, but I can't help wondering how well a TDI would do. Even my decade old TDI can maintain 110+ MPH and would have to stop half as often as a BMW M5.
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Mon 14 January 2008 2:30 PM

Abglanz vom Licht


Von deinen Handen tropft das dunkel ... rot!
Und du bleibst allein zuruck mit dem ... Tod!


I'm not usually a fan of death metal, but Eisregen does it for me.
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Wed 9 January 2008 7:10 PM

Mustafio

Who's that sunny despot that throws all the babies in a tizzy?

It's me, mustafio.
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf

Tue 1 January 2008 7:23 PM

Shut Up


I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because theyre all so damn ugly
I hate spin magazine cause they never ever plug me
I hate regis and I hate kathie lee
I hate every single movie by that midget spike lee
I hate people that think I care what they think
I hate people that think their ass dont stink
I hate jon bon jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but Id hate to be you
And I dont give a damn if you dont like me
Cause I dont like you cause youre not like me
And I dont give a damn if you dont like me
Cause I dont like you cause youre not like me
And I dont give a damn if you dont like me
Cause I dont like you cause youre not like me
Category: General
Posted by: beowulf