flog

Unwanted puppy.
"God, I hate you, dog. Fuck off."
Thinks his name is "god".

I'm surprised to discover that I am, apparently, a bleeding heart liberal.

You are a Social Liberal (78% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (38% permissive) You are best described as a: Democrat

When you're in, mudmen...
Childhood's end - burning bridges;
Wot's...uh the deal?

The gimmick gets old fairly quickly, but I found these 2 comics funny:

• Compressed Film Comics
• (m)urder

There's no more comforting smell upon entering an elevator than the smell of hydraulic oil.

"It is regretted that it is not possible to give an adequate idea of the fascination of a Colossus at work; its sheer bulk and apparent complexity; the fantastic speed of thin paper tape round the glittering pulleys; the childish pleasure of not-not, span, print main header and other gadgets; the wizardry of purely mechanical decoding letter by letter (one novice thought she was being hoaxed); the uncanny action of the typewriter in printing the correct scores without and beyond human aid; the stepping of the display; periods of eager expectation culminating in the sudden appearance of the longed-for score; and the strange rhythms characterizing every type of run: the stately break-in, the erratic short run, the regularity of wheel-breaking, the stolid rectangle interrupted by the wild leaps of the carriage-return, the frantic chatter of a motor run, even the ludicrous frenzy of hosts of bogus scores." ¹

Clarkson: Have you got a Ferrari? You haven't got...you've turned up in a Ferrari shirt.

          What car have you got?

  Wanker: A Volkswagen Jetta.

 Hammond: How many Ferrari owners go around with a Volkswagen Jetta T-shirt?

"Luddite Clone" is a cool name for a band.

Incidentally, I really wish I was a stoner instead of a Christian in the mid-90s, so I would have had the oppurtunity to get compilations like these, especially the last one.

The Robert Smith insets are the funniest part.

It's refreshing to read through a list of user interface problems that are actually problems rather than the result of users' failing to understand how the GUI they use everyday operates. The messed up tab order one made me laugh for some reason.

It's a sad day for America; there are no google hits for Catholic ass sex. Where did it all go wrong?

The Gord makes my pee pee hard.

"Well then, I won't rent one."

"That would be my point."

    Guildenstern: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?

     Rosencrantz: No, no, no... Death is not. Death isn't. Take my 

                  meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. 

                  You can't not be on a boat.

    Guildenstern: I've frequently not been on boats.

     Rosencrantz: No, no...what you've been...is not on boats.

  

My sons were just fighting over where their friend, Carrot, was sitting. Carrot is imaginary.

Gasoline is bad...mmmkay.

Lavasoft needs to go through the Ad-Aware code and add some DoEvents or what ever the fuck the C++ equivalent is to that mother fucker.

If you want to do your part to stop Mexico's colonization of America, this cocksmoker can tell you how.

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Pour some veg dye/blueing into the tank.  Don't flush.  Turn off water 

supply.   If you see dye in the bowl an hour later, the flapper

is leaking at the seat.   There are dozens of different designs

for the flapper and seat (or ball and seat).  

Fluid Master makes a pretty good almost universal kit for

applications where a standard flapper doesn't work well.

It's called the Flusher Fixer.

If you try one, use a hair dryer to completely dry the surface

the kit will mount on.  If brass, clean it up with sandpaper first too.



That's just one answer; there are lots of fixes, depending on what

you have in the tank.

Jim

I just replaced my OEM nozzles with 231,400 miles on them yesterday using new PowerPlus 357 nozzles. These nozzles offer about +10 hp / + 20 ft-lb, so it's not really a kick in the face kind of power upgrade. The engine runs smoother now both while idling and at speed. There's a little less lag in how quickly the car takes off when floored and most significantly it pulls strongly all the way up to redline. On the old injectors, the tachometer would slow down above about 2600 RPM and it would take a lot longer to gain speed above that RPM. Now, the car quickly accelerates all the way to 4000 RPM. There is also very little smoke; just a little noticable in the rearview when taking off in 1st.

Suggested replacement intervals for nozzles on TDIClub range from 50,000 - 150,000 miles. Based on this graph of average MPG per month by year, it seems to me that my fuel economy began to dwindle in Oct-2002, which is when I had 120,000 miles on the the original nozzles. I've updated my spreadsheet to include an injector nozzle replacement interval of 120,000 miles.

hope on top...

   Vic: And right there, diving for the right answer, that looks like Ryan Hull.

        Yes! The inventor of Little Chokables (tm), the toy for noisy toddlers.

 Kenny: Yeah, it's a bag of buttons, pennies, and knobs.

   Vic: Keeps the kids quiet while you nap.

  

Or Cincinnati.

I find murder at Maharishi U a delightfully tasty footnote to Cincinnati peace prayer.

Ok, the surrenderers are not really French.

Is it just me or are kabuki masks unconditionally creepy?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

I thought it was a collection of annoying emoticons, but it's really a potentially offensive article about ABBA and Cher. Be sure to viddy it be fore it's deleted.

This one was shamelessly nabbed from the Sandanista Project blog.

How many places throughout America are there like The Black Hole, where some "crazy" codger collects the physical detritus of some bygone era as a junkous analogue to the stories and memories stored in their head.

It's the (post) modern era's version of oral history. You can't just have words, words, words. You have to have something to make it more real.

The Monad aka PowerShell blog sure as hell looks an awful lot like it's rendered by NanoBlogger.